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Free The Fault in Our Stars kindle ½ eBook ✓ danpashley ´ [Download] ✤ The Fault in Our Stars By John Green – Danpashley.co.uk Despite the tumor shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years Hazel has never been anything but terminal her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis But wheGorgeous plot twist named Augustus Waters suddenly appears at Cancer Kid Support Group Hazel's story is about to be The Fault PDFEPUBcompletely rewrittenInsightful bold irreverent and raw T 15 starsEDIT Changed the rating because it's gotten to the point where my sister and I have inside jokes on how stupid and shallow this book is I can't think about this book without getting angryI have a history with pretentious peopleMy biggest mess involved two boys in particular who were so incredibly full of themselves that for the first time in my life I openly expressed my dislike to them They know that I couldn’t care less about their “hotness” or just how amazing they were So goddamn full of themselves spoiled rotten just overall horrible peopleIn short my personality clashes with theirs entirely and there really is no chance of a friendship I’d dive into it but then this wouldn’t be a book reviewAnd so I move on The Fault in Our Stars is my first John Green bookYeah I know but I didn’t really get into reading up until maybe four years ago And I’m not too into contemporary but the opportunity presented itself and I took my first dive My sister is a fan of John Green She really loves Looking for Alaska and Will Grayson Will Grayson and finds Paper Towns to be LfA’s uirky New Girl twin that doesn’t own upI almost feel bad for disliking this book but that’s strictly on the idea of cancer Cancer is horrible unpredictable and the worst part is that it’s your own cells mutating against you That’s why it’s so hard to defeat That’s what I wish this book was about dealing with the cancer that wants to kill you Instead I get a book about a fictional miracle drug that keeps Hazel alive so she can have a boy love her view spoilerthen die not even on sight either hide spoiler

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He Fault in Our Stars is award winning author John Green's most ambitious and heartbreaking work yet brilliantly exploring the funny thrilling and tragic business of being alive and in love The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars But in ourselves This is the first time I’ve truly been at a loss for words What am I supposed to say How can I do this book justice Maybe tell you all that it was perfect The best most heartbreaking hilarious book that has touched me like none other Sure I mean it's been said countless times in countless reviews and you know what They are absolutely a hundred and fifty percent trueHazel's days are numbered thanks to her crap lungs She was able to buy a few years thanks to a miracle but she isn't fooling herself But when a gorgeous plot twist named Augustus Waters suddenly appears at Cancer Kid Support Group Hazel's story is about to be completely rewritten I don't think I've ever cried so much laughed so much just over all enjoyed a book as much as I have while reading The Fault in Our Stars Everything that goes on is serious heartbreaking and eye opening but John Green does an amazing job at literally making you laugh out loud Even when you're suffering Hazel what a breathe of fresh air her character was She was real and I loved her no bullshit attitude She wasn't fooling herself and John Green didn't make her out to be ecstatic with the world or her situation She wasn't bitchy or depressing but it wasn't like she was perfectly fine to sit idly and watch the time tick byAugustus Waters is my dream guy Like for real As I wrote on an update Screw all the Christian Grey’s and the Gideon Cross’ just give be Augustus Waters As he read I fell in love the way you fall asleep slowly and then all at once I fell in love with everything that was himI was completely emotionally invested into the story It’s not just the main characters that stole my heart Isaac the parents even her damn tank Phillip did as well It was beautiful it was hilarious and it was perfect Maybe okay will be our always Everybody tells you to have your tissues fully loaded because you’re going to need them and of course my first thought is suuuureee Don’t get me wrong I’ve teared up in plenty of books but actually cried Nah Well I step down and admit defeat I freakin’ sobbed my heart out John Green you’ve done what only few have been able to do make me cryA thanks to all the ladies that BR this with me and the ones who crashed it I wouldn’t have gone near this one with a ten foot pole without you all ;

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The Fault in Our StarsDespite the in Our PDF #203 tumor shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years Hazel has never been anything but terminal her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis But when a EMOTIONAL BLACKMAILYou will cry because this is VERY sadSo a discussion occurred in my head after I rated the book view spoilerA voice in my head Come on You can't post that on Goodreads Me glares Why not A voice in my head aka VH Please don't You will ruin your reputation Me weary Not that again VH Well it's true You can't post that It's just not okay Do you have any idea how popular this book is Hint YOU CAN'T EVEN GUESSMe Why should I care Maybe some people think like meVH You don't understand It's not just random book that you can critize like you do all the time and just get away with it This is THE FAULT IN OUR STARS And it's John Green Believe me you do NOT want to get in the way of those crazy fans nerdfighters or whatever it is they call themselves Me Really what the fuck do I care I want to give this 3 stars It's not like I'm giving it 1 star or something VH But why would you even do that in the first place EVERYONE and I do mean EVERYONE in your friend list gave it 5 stars And they used so many sobbing gifs Really it made me cry a little just looking at them Me staresVH It won the Goodreads award for best YAMe So Fifty Shades won Best Romance VH It's got one of the highest general ratings for a book on GoodreadsMe Nobody but the Goodreads community actually cares And wait I'm not even sure the Goodreads community actually cares I know I don'tVH You're such a cold hearted bitch Why would you give it only 3 stars anyway Don't you have a heart And why 3 stars I know you really loved the book deep down Me I didn't I mean I liked it it was okay but I didn't love it It's I mean Oh fuck it It's overrated There I said it Sue me VH seethes You did NOT just say that Me I did Because it is Come on did you read the dialogues in this Can we talk about the dialogues I want to talk about the dialoguesVH crosses arms Go ahead I want examplesMe Fine I'll start with the popular uotes You know what I'm talking about The uotes which are totally overrated and everyone loves them and they create pics and stuff when really if you think about the uote in itself Well you realize that it just you know sucks VH mumbles How 'bout you suckMe What was that Actually forget it I don't give a shit Listen to this “My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations” VH So It's beautifulMe Welltries really hard to refrain from laughing I mean Seriously Like fails miserably HAHAHAHA how pretentious can you get Comparing your thoughts to stars REALLYVH You're so shallow Some of us have deep thoughts you know Like thoughts so deep they actually deserve to be compared to the firmament I don't even want to explain to you how poetic this is because I'd waste my time Me Save yourself the effort I don't mind And I've got another example Probably my favoriteThat's the thing about pain It demands to be felt VH What now You're gonna say that it's so pretentious it made you cryMe Precisely nods wisely Because that's the thing about tears They demand to be wet Or that's the thing about food It demands to be eaten Or that's the thing aboutVH SHUT UP I get it There's no discussion with you How am I supposed to discuss with someone who's got the intellectual depth of an empty oysterMe But come on I'm not finished yet What about Augustus and his unlit cigarette